Who becomes a patent agent?

Why does one become a patent procurer?
You love science, respect innovators and prefer to interact in writing as opposed to in person.
You have a strong obsessive-compulsive component, frowned on by doctors, parents and spouses, but really useful when it comes to patenting.
You love justice, but your shyness and sensitivity bar you from life as a litigator.
You prefer facts to people.
You relish the fact that one truth has different perspectives, which can be used to accomplish a virtuous goal.
You understand that a time-limited monopoly spurs innovation and moves science forward.
You never give up.